Wednesday 3 June 2009

Types of People from driving point of view

ahhh.....so winter has oficially started...which means 1 thing....cooler air = more dense air = more oxygen = better combustion = more horsepower! YEAH~



nah ...doesn't make much difference...maybe 0.3 seconds difference 0-100km/h dash.

Disaster happened on friday night...muffler was busted.....2 holes were ripped into it at the hanger welding...which means a busy me changing muffler back to OEM ones...hmmmm...have to send the broken one back to the exhaust shop since its still under warranty.

Anyways, just feel like describing a few types of drivers.

1.) Loves to drive
People like this usually insist on driving him/herself to everywhere. No matter how far or how uneconomical, they just refuse to carpool or hop into any vehicle to get there. Ahhh...my reason is i don't usually trust my life in the hands of others on the wheel and also... by driving myself, i have the freedom to do whatever i want to do during or after the main destination. Hate being restricted to others' decision on what my day/night will turn out. I happen to fall into this category.

2.) Has a car but refuse to drive
ahhh..... this is the complete opposite of Type 1 driver... people like this are usually or more often then not....TIGHT ARSES!!!... they will find every opportunity to not drive and conveniently hop into anyone's car but theirs. They will give u the best reasons for not driving:
  • More fun for everyone to be in 1 car
  • Be environmentally friendly
  • You fetch me now, i'll fetch u next time (Next time will never happen)
  • Your car is alot nicer, lets cruise in style
  • Penang traffic very scary lah, i drive in australia already i kenot drive in malaysia anymore :S Most of them have only driven for less than a year in Australia. As if it makes a difference. Oh gosh!!..this group should go drown in their own toilet bowl!
  • Lets go for a cruise to XYZ ( cruise in their mind is.....cruise in your car!!!)

Ah...the last excuse really makes u feel like the dumbest ever human. I have fallen for this trap numerous times when someone asked me for a cruise, my mind was thinking a car cruise where a few cars go together...BUT in their mind!!! its you cruise yourself, we accompany you in your car!!..SMART!!!!! NOT!!!!....

3.) Uses others' car, talk like its theirs

ok this group is really sohai!... often there are ppl who uses their housemate's car or partner's car. but thats fine by me. BUT some goes 1 step too much. I know of people who drives someone else's car, (e.g. housemate or partner), goes around calling it their car and....AND!!!....complaining how shit the car is and how crapt it is. But when they don't get to use the car, they complain and ask for sympathy for their lack of mobility. Ahh...if its not your car, please appreciate it and stop complaining...if u are so picky...go buy yourself one and stop complaining

There are many other types but these 3 are the ones i can think of...Drive 2.) and 3.) annoys me the most!!...a few months driving in another country doesn;t make any difference when you are back driving in your hometown. Admit it...its just an excuse not to drive and to get free transport from others.....either that or you have brains smaller than a possum to be able to adapt your driving style back to where you learnt how to drive...in that case.... you are really prone to be a road-kill in the middle of Princess Highway...my advice....STAY AT HOME AND ROTT YOURSELF AWAY :)

ok..thats all folks...till nx time..hahahah

ciaoz


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